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[Retards] | |
| She's back for round 2.. this time on Anal Recruiter. I really do admire her dedication and all, but can someone who knows sign language please forward a request for her early retirement? Those sounds make my ears bleed. See her 1st video HERE. | ||
| Date: 10.10.08 Views: 9,705 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Painal] | |
| Here's yet another video of a woman suffering from bodily damage after granting a large cock permission to penetrate her brown eye. To be honest, I think this one is a tranny but that's besides the point. I want to know where those 2 giant raisins dangling from her asshole came from? | ||
| Date: 10.10.08 Views: 117,525 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Insertions] | |
| Ah yes, the colorful world of woman's makeshift sex toys: bedposts, bananas, shampoo bottles, motorized toothbrushes, baseball bats, Ultra Magnus action figures... you name it, they've fucked it. Except pineapples. That particular fruit is exceedingly difficult to work with. | ||
| Date: 10.8.08 Views: 144,730 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Public] | |
| Now if I was that bystander, I would've simply re-enacted something I saw the tour guide do on the Disneyland Jungle Cruise back when I was 8. As the hippo approaches, fire 3 warning shots into the air and shout "get back you beast, get back now!". The hippo will cease all aggression and disengage. | ||
| Date: 10.7.08 Views: 159,023 Comments: 0 | ||
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[LOL] | |
| It's a porno, not a god damn fitness video. Stop adding in the shitty keyboard-generated dance music, it drains out the sound of the woman crying and gagging on cock, which is an essential part of my fap session. | ||
| Date: 10.6.08 Views: 308,741 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Penis] | |
| I purchased one of these bad boys back in 1998. Nearly snapped my cock in half on a number of occasions, but all in all it was a fine investment. Sure it was pricey, but so is taking a girl out to dinner and a movie. In the end you get the same thing, minus the drama and genital warts. | ||
| Date: 10.5.08 Views: 191,153 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Modifications] | |
| A few tit jobs and a little lipo, and then BAM... her vagina will be generating 7 figures annually before you even know it. It'll also be generating a yellowish discharge, depending on the severity of the Herpes and Gonorrhea that she's bound to contract. | ||
| Date: 10.4.08 Views: 243,969 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Asians] | |
| Whaaat? No eels in this ass? No forced cunnilingus involving miniature pigs? What the fuck kinda of Japanese gameshow is this? Ohhhh wait this is from the early 90's... beastiality was still considered yucky back then. Yeah definitely the 90's, just look at those horrendous boob jobs! Mongloid titties status. | ||
| Date: 10.3.08 Views: 168,255 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| Ashley Blue gets choked out in what is supposedly her first porn shoot ever. Every Muslim across the globe will be shouting Allah Akbar as they stroke their tootsie rolls to this video. Click HERE and you'll understand why. | ||
| Date: 10.2.08 Views: 571,816 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Drunk] | |
| Being a second rate slut has drained this girl of all her energy, so she catches some Zzzz's in the middle of her own porn shoot. Wise choice, this beast needs all the beauty sleep she can get. | ||
| Date: 10.1.08 Views: 511,806 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| Cocks like this ought to be illegal, punishable by castration. Anything above 13 inches has got to go. They'll poke your eye out, prolapse your ass and leave with you a cocktail of STD's. | ||
| Date: 9.30.08 Views: 639,844 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Drunk] | |
| Normally drinking on the job gets you fired. But when you're an adult performer, it gets you a pay raise and a few extra cocks in your ass after you pass out. Make mommy proud. | ||
| Date: 9.29.08 Views: 428,664 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| You think you've got it good? This dude has a curled mullet and a 7 inch cock that he can suck all on his own. Jealous right? Now before you do that semi backwards somersault, you should really read up on the dangers associated with autofellatio. Wouldn't want you to snap your neck or get some terrible STD. | ||
| Date: 9.28.08 Views: 483,585 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Orgasms] | |
| This seems to be one of the rare instances where a woman can orgasm with little or no physical stimulation of the genitals. In this particular case, it looks like the deepthroating and/or gagging is what's triggering her orgasm. | ||
| Date: 9.27.08 Views: 444,867 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Plugs] | |
| Her reaction is priceless. I'm sensing a little bit of "oh god get it away from me" with a touch of self realization... "why do I always end up in situations like this? I'm such a fucking whore." | ||
| Date: 9.26.08 Views: 371,102 Comments: 0 | ||