glumbert

WEEEEEeeeeeeHaaaaaaa

grrrrr

there are 300 people in the hilltown, all with the same DNA.

And keep buying at walmart. i have been to these countries and they are still superstitious ,illiterate and don't care about human suffering.

Um... didn't we already see this, only with a much better sound track?
http://www.glumbert.com/media/shift

Of course that one involved more reading. And if the intarwebs have taught us anything, it's that words are evil. My soul feels dirty just writing this.

1st 1st 1st

Boring video.

Seen it already.

On to something IMPORTANT:

HEY GUYS! They made a mistake! They gave me the WRONG friggin' medal!! I just got the call!! Here it is:

http://news.sympatico.msn.ctv.ca/abc/home/contentposting.aspx?isfa=1&feedname=CTV-TOPSTORIES_V3&showbyline=True&newsitemid=CTVNews%2f20080516%2fvictoria_cross_080516

LOL!

I told them it's okay.....don't let it happen again.

(*yawns*)

Shit.

Now I have to go meet the entire Chancellory.

Do you think THIS guy sounds like a "Republican"?:

http://townhall.com/Columnists/MichaelMedved/2008/05/14/respecting_-_and_recognizing_-_american_dna

Yes.

I think he does.

Copy of the original shift happens.

Another video of a guy reading the same text as a video already posted here.

Some interesting statistics not mentioned:

The internet IS, in fact, for porn.

By 2017 three quarters of the world will be on facebook sending friend detail requests once every 16 seconds.

Internet territorial disputes will arise as people argue that "myspace" is actually theirs

So! The return of throbstick! A propitious day.

More interesting facts not mentioned here -

A four-year-old deaf dumb blind kid in Pakistan has more hance of talking sense than a 35-year-old US senator.

(MOre to follow)

answer throbstick's allegation about your child canuck! You can't, can you? You're exposed as one of the most devious, shalow, twisted North Americans in the world!
Another interesting fact - the average mental age in Kentucky is eight years old.

According to reports in from China, giant pandas have survived the recent earthquake by huddling together. Also found in the huddle was americansareidiots. When asked why he was huddling with pandas he replied "just trying to get my hands on some of that thick panda bamboo"

Your humour has gone over my head.
It must be your subtlety.

Ya motherfucker we get it. Now shut the fuck up.

And now on a lighter note:
Woman sat dead in front of TV for 42 years
May 16 2008 By Donna Watson
THE remains of a woman have been found sitting in front of her TV - 42 years after she was reported missing.
Hedviga Golik, who was born in 1924, had apparently made herself a cup of tea before sitting in her favourite armchair in front of her black and white television.
Croatian police said she was last seen by neighbours in 1966, when she would have been 42 years old.
Her neighbours thought she had moved out of her flat in the capital, Zagreb.
But she was found by police and bailiffs who had broken in to help the authorities establish who owned the flat.
A police spokesman said ..."So far, we have no idea how it is possible that someone officially reported missing so long ago was not found before in the same apartment she used to live in.
"When officers went there, they said it was like stepping into a place frozen in time.
"The cup she had been drinking tea from was still on a table next to the chair she had been sitting in and the house was full of things no one had seen for decades. Nothing had been disturbed for decades, even though there were more than a few cobwebs in there."
Neighbours were shocked by the discovery.

That would be like canuck in front of his computer.

Man, way to ruin it Dopey McSleepyvoice. It was mildly entertaining and 'shocking' when the original video came out 2 years ago. I think my favorite part of the video was when the screen says 1.5 EXABYTES in huge letters and Captain Breaking-news starts telling us about "exactabytes".

Good riddance. If I were into quoting LONG overused and played out catch phrases I would mention something about drivel. (That's right, it's still edgy and clever. Whatever you do, don't start working on something new.)

stupid chinese breed like rabbits..

further more, SCREW YOU ENGLUSH WANKERS!!! IM GONNA GET A MACHINE GUN, PAUSE IT AT 2:28, AND BLOW THE FREAKING SCREEN TO BITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I D O N T L I K E T H I S M O V I E.

I would vote for this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwQafICKWY4

Once again, the Glumbertian koffee-klatsch erupts in
pre-pubescent verbal violence.

Have you, at long last, no sense of decency?

hey canuckannoyer!
give us a break. canuck's a good guy. i didnt like him to start with but hes got a medal and seems ok. if you want to campiagn against anybody do it against canadman. he's a real prick.

I ask what is the proper statement ? Hear,Hear or Here Here or Yes, Yes , i agree heartily or canadaman is the biggest prick in Glumbert town . I agree with all of the above.

For the love of God!!!
Give us peace.

Do you really want peace or a piece? ROFLOL

There's a lot of new posters on here who would benefit from one of my special baths.

Speaking of shit...and strange animal behavior....

Last night the little lady and I had some T-bone steaks, lucky dog gets the bones, I throw the first one to him in the backyard, half an hour later it starts to rain, so I let him in and throw the other bone out for the morning.

Next day, he doesn't want it! I'm like WTF? so I go out there and the bone has a couple logs of coyote crap on it! LOL just thought I'd pass that along to ya all!

I got shit on my bone last week. The lady had BWA syndrome, so I warned her about personal hygiene and tore up her phone number.

Wow! The regulars are smashing without me. I feel so left out..

Well, lemme try this...

I am a CANADIAN! and proud of it!

I don't care what anyone says,

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader.

I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled.

I watch TV too much. I buy what beer ads tell me to even though the microbrews taste better and don't give me gunky headaches.

I am Canadian.

I have a prime minister not a president. And I will vote for him again and again until all my countrymen agree he is as loopy as Trudeau or Mulroney and we have to beat him off us with sticks. We vote for them until we kill them. Yet Yanks still say we are a nice people. Go figure.

I am Canadian.

I believe in peacekeeping, not policing; diversity, not assimilation.
I believe ballet dancers should keep dancing until they are 80 years old, since I'm never gonna watch it anyway. But hockey players should probably get off the rink before they're 35. I believe serial killers should go to prison for a while, but smartass kid criminals, maybe not so long.
I love the Leafs. For 30 years. For no good reason.

I am Canadian.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I own two sets of jumper cables.
I have a cable modem AND a phone ISDN and neither of them work exactly as advertised and I can't do a damn thing about it. I have never seen HBO or Animal Planet. I know that someday the CRTC will pat me on the head and let Rogers sell them to me. I pay for the CBC but prefer Who Wants to Be A Millionaire, a game I cannot play nor win. I love CNN and A&E.

I am Canadian.
I speak English and French, not American, and I pronounce it a-bout, not a-boot.
I pay higher taxes than any citizen in the civilized world, and recognize everybody but me knows best how they should be spent.
I finance a pension system that will not benefit me in my old age. I load up my RSP with maximum foreign content. My broker says we'll make a lot of money in options and high tech. He's 26. I believe him.

I am Canadian.

I believe the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
I would swerve for a squirrel but not a snake. I believe somebody else should shovel up road kill.
I believe Mike Harris is evil and Joe Clark is a boob and Preston Manning is a joke and Jean Chretien is past it and Mel Lastman is a clown and the only true heroes are actors in plaid flannel shirts who do TV beer commercials.
I hate the GST and carry a lot of cash, especially if we're remodeling the kitchen.

I am Canadian.

I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I'm glad Elian is not my problem.
I know Wayne's World was a documentary about Scarborough, not a comedy.
I believe doughnuts are good for you. Sometimes I spring for the full dozen. But I watch my weight, like Monica Lewinsky.

I am Canadian.

A tuque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch and it is pronounced Zed, not Zee. ZED!
A call centre is a necessary barrier between me and the companies that sell gas, phone, cable that quite rightly don't want to hear from me. My bank pisses me off. I would change banks, except that I have already been a customer of all four other banks and they pissed me off too.

I stand in line to talk to an ATM. I pay fees. I simmer. I sulk.

I am Canadian.

I know the cry of the loon is the sweetest sound on the planet. But since you can't make money in the woods, I do a loon call myself, usually late at night. I believe in high-speed police chases, unless they are chasing me. I support the newest Waterfront Redevelopment Scheme and will like the next one even more. I will drive the two-lane Gardiner Expressway on the hottest day this July and curse a blue streak. I'll get in the right-hand lane when I damn well feel like it.

I am Canadian.
I believe in bass boats, rolling up the rim and Saturdays at Canadian Tire. I say "Eh" and "okey-dokey." I brake for snowbirds and March break.

I paid to build a superhighway across the top of Toronto, paid again to drive it and will pay a third time to get my licence plate when it turns out several 407ETR bills were sent to the wrong place. I pay taxes in quarterly installments, so they can spend it as fast as I earn it.

I am Canadian.

Canada is the second-largest land mass, the first nation of hockey and the best part of North America!

My name is Dunf. And I am Canadian.

Thank you.

More beer for everybody, quick.

Let's get really, really loaded.

Feel free if any of you want to cash in on this "for sure Bonanza!! LOLOLOL!!

'
;
From: "Mr Omaru Ahmed" Add Mobile Alert
To: 07964885758@orange.net
Subject: Funds Clearance/Beneficiary
Date: Mon, 12 May 2008 12:20:02 0000 (GMT),
Dear Friend, I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of BANK OF AFRICA.I am writting to seek your co-operation over this business deal.In my department, I discovered an abandoned sum of $31.800.000m USD only,in an acount that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family in a plane crash that took place in Kenya,East Africa,the Late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY,a citizen of Atlanta,United States of America but naturalised in Burkinafaso,West Africa and contractor with ECOWAS,(ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES) . Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because it cannot be release dunless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately,all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this businness proposal to you and release the money to you via your foreign bank account as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and this money Could go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill. The Banking law and guideline here stipulate that if such money remained unclaimed after 6 years,the money will be transfered into the Bank's treasury as unclaimed fund.The request for your assistance and maximum co-operation as a foreign citizen to stand as the next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the deceased customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.40 % of this money will be for you as my foreign partner,in respect to the provision of a foreign account. 5 % will be set aside for minor expences incured during the business and 55 % would be for me.There after I will come over to your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged,you must apply first to the bank as the relation or next of kin to the deceased,indicating your claims and wherein the money will be remitted.Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of application which you will fill and forward to the office of the foreign remittance director of the bank of africa. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is strictly confidential and i will use my position in this Bank to effect a hitch free transfer of the fund.You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter on phone number:(00226 78173797).Trusting to hear from you immediately.and reply back through my alternative email id(omaru_ahmed00@yahoo.fr). Please , visit the website below for more informations about the Plane Crash and the tragic death of the deceased and his entire family, Late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY. http://www..cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html Yours Faithfully, Mr Omaru Ahmed

Best basketball player ever!!! I'm sure his name is Nash!

Why is everyone excited about basketball?

that guys voice reminds me of jesse ventura...

still, damn chinese breed like freaking rabbits.. well, at least that guy didn't mention what chinese do most (tho he does make it pretty freaking obvious)

heres something i dredged up from posts about a year ago that you guys might find funny. hey, does anyone know where gargamelord went anyway? by the way, i belive this post was in response to some feminist that had stepped a little too deep and got reproved, as you can see. lemme know if any of you remember this:

gargamelord:
as stated in Biblios Glumbertica, book of stfu chapter 4 verse 347: "pulleth thy stick from thy ass, beotch"

And where are usaranger, streamlined, chummin, aceinyourface, hairypie, angryman, internationaltimes, godswrath etc. We know where adolf has gone - he's dead! But where are all the other amusing idiots?

who really misses chummin? " ur a terror symp..." who needs that every few posts???

stream was funny...so was hairypie..a lot of them were..but chummin..the poor brainless fart...ah, screw him! good that (it?)'s gone i say!

im sure his so called "group" was probably just a box of toy plastic army soldiers that he kept to amuse his brainless being during times when he wasnt threatening people with his group of platic army soldiers. remeber the time he said that to stutz and stuzt puts on this gardn speech about how he, "lord stutz", has nothing to fear and then goes on to tell him supposedly where he lived. classic, he gives this elaborate rebuke to chummin for chummin's retarded comment.

you said good ol' vanker's dead?? what happened, he pop a few to many one night at the party? shame...he was also very funny...i recall one time when he responded to a threat by saying something like: "ooh, im a shaking in mein weinerhosen" or something like that. you guys are right, what happened to all the veterans who made glumbert funny in posts as well as (most) movies? if theyre still out there, itd be nice to see them again. at least we still have miter, billboat/imposterkiller, arseface, randalfag, and canuck variations.

huh..i put a "plus" in between 'canuck' and 'variations'. plus:

no, it doesnt show up..thats weird...

anything i type, no matter how long, only took me a few seconds. never more then a minute. ven my huge supposed-to-be-funny spoof about hilary clinton (screw your responses to that, people. i can try, cant i?) only took me about 1 minute and i half to type. side effect of being a gamer: lightening typing, lots of mistakes. (and if youre wondering why the few times when i typed and used a large amount of huge words, i dont kno what my having an exspansive vocabulary is a side effect of.) i suppose you could say that in some cases i do act a bit starnge, compared to others of you. i also recently scared myself when i found all the letter "f's" in one of those so called ten second Iq tests. i think there were seven; it said the average person only finds 3 or 4 of them.

Speaking of Hillary Clinton, another interesting statistic:

By 2012, Hillary Clinton will own 13,265 pant suits. She will have another 4000 on lease from Goodwill after this year's election

Infinity, thanks for that. Until now I always thought it wasn't size it was the motion in the ocean that counted

FUCK

42 actually means everything

I have read this news and many people are discussing about this on RichMingle.com, a site for celebrities and wealthy people. Really hot!

5:23 to 5:53 is really creepy. A computer smarter than the whole human race.