glumbert

hi

Congrats army

I like that commercial and the beers not bad either oh and by the way
GO F$%^ YOURSELF LOL (Had to watch the vid to understand)

To change the subject: My synpathies to everyone on the east coast suffering from the heat wave. Here in the Pacific Northwest we are having the opposite problem; a snow storm in the mts. just 35 minutes from my back porch we are getting anywhere from 4 to 10 inches of the white stuff.

Maybe mother nature should just give you some of our cool, and us some of your warmth! My tomatos will never grow at this rate! ARE YOU LISTENING, LADY!! LOL!!!

LOL. Funny vid.
No heat wave here, flooding.

...there's definitely a heat wave ovah here!

I get the nagging feeling that I'm being......watched.

LOL!

And abused.

LMFAO!

Christ! Abused? YOU WISH!

(sighs)

I suppose I'll have to accept the REALTY of my situation.

(insert suppressed cackling here)

Okay Focker...

The REALTY of the situation is... that you have just lost your strudel.

PFFFFFT!

Next you'll lose your... colouring books.

WHOA!

Now jes' hold on thar, Calamity Jane.

Ain't dat goin' just a TEENY-WEENY bit too dang far??

Besides, ya cain't take away muh colorin' yoo-tensils.....I'm jes' gettin' tuh the good part!

(slaps her forehead)

I kin't believe ya just did that!

What's that aboot, eh?

Ohhhhhhh.....niiiiiice.

LOLOLOLOL!!!

Hey Doug...

I'm halfway on my way home to Saskatoon! Hope my figgy duff and beaver tails are almost ready!

(BIG SMOOCHIE)... see ya soon, Canuckie!

HEY GUYS!

Wanna see me get Dix going? (har-har-har!):

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/jun/04/na-groups-giant-confederate-flag-flies-in-the-face/

Now....ummmm....lemme get this straight: During the U.S. Civil War...one side ....ummmm.....lost....and ummm....errrr.......another side.....ahhhh....what's the words I'm looking for? Oh ya! It starts with an "L".......

And the folks folks in this article want to proudly display the flag of the side that.....ahhhh....errrr.....L---. Is that the way I see it? Am I getting the correct gist here?

Or am ah jes' whistlin' di-----.

(starts whistling)

GAAH! I would never swear again if my money would go towards buying a case of that glorified water!

OMG! HOW COULD YOU?

D-R-A-W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are so going to get it! You got 45 minutes, bucko!

Swell.

Thanks a lot, Glumbert. Y'see what what happened???

Now I'm in ka-ka.

(and there goes the friggin' phone.....)

n1 see the reporter vs. the bug vid? hehehe... wow..what a wuss..now what would he do if one flew up his ass? that shit is funny..

hi canuck!

dixie..havn't seen you before..anyway, i think i like you. haha, you and canuck..good team. btw, please ignore my imposter, that lesbian whore "infinty". (infinty, may you be fucked up the ass by a thousand camels.) lol

On another topic...(winks at Dix----we'll talk later....)......

Does anyone care to have a look at WHO and WHAT the REAL John McCain is?:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1024927/The-wife-John-McCain-callously-left-behind.html

Figures.

Guys a fuckin', opportunistic snake.

Have a nice read.

If anyone can stop from puking.

c'mon, someone say something!

For my own sake as well as any one elses, i have compiled a list of things that will never happen:

-Stewie will stop trying to kill Lois

-Hillary Clinton will stop trying to destroy the world

-George Bush will stop bargaining with terrorists for oil with nuclear weapons

-Michal Jackson will stop looking for jobs as Santa Clause so he can get little boys to sit on his lap

-Obama will stop making false promises just to get elected

-Kenny will stop randomly getting killed

-terrorists will stop blowing themselves up

-em25em will go straight and stop being a retard

-porn will be banned in the US

-that something that happens in Vegas will actually stay there

-that Mcaine will admit to cheating (and stop)

-that South Park will produce an episode that doesn'y have a single cuss word in it

...on a side note, I think that if each of the things on this list were to happen, the world would become so perfect that we won't need beer.

also, i hear there's an outbreak of salmonella...now get this: the FDA (orwhatever they call themselves, sll i know is that it starts with an "f")
anyway, they have claimed to narrow the possibilites of the outbreak to tomatoes, of all things. they also say that they have narrowed it down to 2 different places those tomatoes may have come from: according to them either florida, or... home to the widely hated border jumpers, MEXICO.
the punchline of the whole pile of tripe: i'm betting all my money on mexico. after all, everything else comes from there (i.e. crack, marijauna, meth...etc, etc..) retarded border jumpers.

anywa, i seem to have noticed a depletion in Glumbert pedestrians walking the sidewalks of the comment areas below the video clips. i return, and half of you scatter like cockroaches. now can someone please explaim?
hey, canuck, if you're around, please answer. i could use the company right about now.

crud, that last post was riddles with typos.. grrrr

omg! i don't belive this..i meant to say "riddled"..perhaps i should type slower.

infinity......does any person meet your high standards?

programs......get your programs.....can't tell the players without your programs

If Canuck and dixie are wife and husband then why not turn the computer off and chat in the kitchen? :)

And infinity is their son in his bedroom? give him a shout and get him down as well, you may have a flowing conversation !!

(JOke)

canuck you seemed lonely and board .Where is your family? Get out ,the weather is awesome, borrow your kids bike go for a ride. There are lots of nice places around Bloor and Bathurst to watch the pretty women from .Enjoy brother

I ment bored not board , either way you can get nailed .

For the swear jar ''tokidakaat tichikeerotac!!!!! " Swahili

Now then....on to my journey of being bored (I mean IZZAT OKAY WITH YOU, C.M.? IS IT?? CAN I BE BORED NOW?? I MEAN, IF YOU CAN SEE YOUR WAY CLEAR TO LETTING ME INDULGE IN THAT??? LOL!)

Never thought I'd type the following on these boards.....but.....I actually miss ol' Streamlined. Sure, he was way, way, WAY out there (but what right-wing religious types aren't?), but he sure provided great fodder for a fight (when he didn't get personal attacks on family or engage in silly generalized comments, that is). Hell, I even took that nutty "chumchin" band of his for what they were worth...which was....well......zip. Oh well.

If someone pulls up in a car next to me, while at a red light....and they got a stereo sound system that's making MY windows shake and shudder with the shit THEY call "music"....is it unreasonable for me to get REALLY FUCKIN' PISSED OFF??? I mean, where does MY right to NOT have to listen to that shit start.....and THEIR right listen to....whatever....begin? Aren't I being FORCED (in that scenario) to listen to that crud? Any feedback on this one? Feel free.

Had a Baptist couple come to the door this a.m. Grabbed the guy by his off-puce colored tie, repeatedly rammed his head into the door-frame, shoved him onto the lawn, ran back inside the house and got my souvenir machete out; went Rwanda on his Rapture-Waiting ass. I hear sirens in the distance, so I'll type and have a smoke while I still got time.

Saw a spider on my window; crushed him; ate him. His tiny life-force will now be added to my own.

Climb on top of my house, and stand on roof in my blood-soaked, "I'm-A-Spooner" pajamas, as EMS personnel arrive; I scream...."LOOK, MA! TOP OF THE WORLD!!"

Sudden explosion ensues.

Pieces of ripped pajamas and maple leaf flag, flutter to ground.

Sudden silence.

Blackout.

Yeah i agree with c man get out and enjoy the day i just got back from the dentist(YIKES) and am gettin ready for my 1st swim of the year in 1 of our beautiful Canadian Lakes think ill hit Little Lake out here in Brighton enjoy the day we have waited a long time for this weather

I used to live on lake huron in a small town called Kincardine didnt warm up till like august lol
Canuck what r ya goin on about i suggested u enjoying the day and if you have went off in a strange direction r ur comments implied to me and did i obviously miss something????????????
Any web i guess we are even on the Pens Wings Betting thing??

There is going to be yellow police CAUTION tape all around the house when I get home...

I just know it.

THAT... or toilet paper.

(sighs)

For my own sake as well as any one elses, i have compiled a list of things that will never happen:

-Stewie will stop trying to kill Lois

-I will stop jacking off with dad

-Hillary Clinton will stop trying to destroy the world

-George Bush will stop bargaining with terrorists for oil with nuclear weapons

-Michal Jackson will stop looking for jobs as Santa Clause so he can get little boys to sit on his lap

-will stop fucking my mom

-Obama will stop making false promises just to get elected

-Kenny will stop randomly getting killed

-terrorists will stop blowing themselves up

-I like the way my dads shit taste on my brothers dick

-em25em will go straight and stop being a retard

-porn will be banned in the US

-that something that happens in Vegas will actually stay there

-I shit in my mom pussy

-that Mcaine will admit to cheating (and stop)

-that South Park will produce an episode that doesn'y have a single cuss word in it

-I like the way dads cum taste

...on a side note, I think that if each of the things on this list were to happen, the world would become so perfect that we won't need beer.

Laughing so hard, I think the neighbors called the cops ;-) Let's keep it movin', there's nothing to see here.

Ok this was out last year without the beeps, what's up glum?

Just to clarify, I live in Canada in the GTA and my name is Robert Pearce.

Bottom line is we can profit from swearing

Therefore I shall continue killing in the name of peace and fucking on behalf of virginity