Porn From Way Back When - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 No Rectal Prolapses Or Eel Insertions. Back Then It Was All About..... Character Development And Storyline!

The Sex Offender Strikes Back - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 Interesting Choice In Victims. Random Hot Chicks, Disabled Senior Citizens, And Now Ambulance Drivers. Variety Really Is The Spice Of Life.

America's Next Top Pornstar - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 You Stuttering, Premature Ejaculating Son Of A Gun. Peter North And Ron Jeremy Are Already Packing Their Bags.

Condom Fail - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 That's What Happens When You Buy Contraceptives Out Of Vending Machines.

Pornstar Hates Semen - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 No One Said You Had To Like It Baby. Just Sit Back, Open Wide And Think About All The Baja Chalupas You'll Be Able To Buy As Soon As You're Done. That's What Gets Me Through The Da...

Pornstar Quits Over Farting Incident - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 This Is A Scene From Meatholes, Which Was Basically One Of The Most Extreme Porn Sites On The Web Back In 2003-ish. It's Funny. This Girl Can Handle A Fist Up Her Cunt While The Ca...

Pornstar Meltdown - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 Learn From Her Mistakes. Getting Paid A Cool $165 For An Ass-2-mouth Scene May Sound Like A Fantastic Way To Supplement Your Income, But In Reality It's Not Quite As Fun As It Look...

Nixon's Long Lost Sextape - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 Would've Been Better If Obama Made A Cameo.

The Downside Of Having A 13 Incher - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 Some People Are Born Gay. Not Steed. He Just Didn't Have Any Other Choice. You See, In Reality Women Don't Want Foot Long Penises. Perhaps It Has Something To Do With The Fact That...

Get Naked Or Die - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 Sometimes I Get Hate Mail Over Videos Like This. I Guess They Fail To Realize That By Posting This Shit, I'm Only Increasing The Chances Of The Culprits Being Identified And Caught...

Even Pornstars Hate Black People - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 Lololololololololololololololololololol Lololololololololololololololololololol. More Racist Pornstars Here.

The Super Soaker - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 When It Rains... It Pours.

Shoulder Deep - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 I'm Surprised He Survived That... And By Surprised I Mean Disappointed. Lol.

Too Drunk To [legally] Fuck - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 I Tried My Best To Caption This But Half The Shit That Comes Out Of Her Mouth Makes No Sense And After The 2 Minutes Of Her Rambling On About Totoya Automobiles I Got Kinda Tired. ...

Macho Man Cries From Anal - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 This Is Fucking Hilarious.

Stfu & Suck My Dick - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 Save The Chit Chat For The Anniversary Bitch. Right Now My Cock Needs Your Undivided Attention. Comprende?

She Shits Bigger Than John Candy - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 Assuming Del Taco And Exlax Would Be Willing To Lend Me Their Sponsorship, I'm Confident I Could Beat Her Record. None The Less, I Must Tip My Hat To The She-beast Responsible For ...

Gigantic Genitalia - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 I'm About To Take A Hot Shower And Fap To My Elton John's Greatest Hits Cd. I'll Type Up A Video Description A Bit Later, K?

Girl Nearly Space Docks Herself - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 I Guess It All Depends On Whether Liquid Diarrhea Is Permissible In The Art Of Space Docking? Let This One Go To The Judges.

Not Your Typical Pornstar - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 He's Got A Viking Haircut, A 7.5 Inch Cock And The Pussy-eating Skills Of A Golden Retriever. The Porn Industry Will Never Be The Same.

Minor Injury During Porn Shoot - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 I Prefer Seeing The On-set Injuries In Which Women's Buttholes Go Inside Out A Little Bit Better, But This One Made Me Giggle All The Same. Especially With The Ending Dialogue.

Deformed Pornstar - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 Cute Claw. Not Really My Birth-defect Of Choice But I Still Happily Fapped To Her Misfortune.

I'm Pissed! - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 The Guy Who Sent Me This Allegedly Found It On A Vhs Tape In The Attic Of Some Creepy House He Had Just Moved Into. Christmas Came Early.

A Shitty Day At Work - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 Enema Kits. One Invention Russia Has Yet To Discover.

Boom! Headshot - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 I've Never Seen A Woman That Attractive Punched In The Face Like That. I Don't Know What To Do With Myself. Sudden Flow Of Blood... Surging Into Penis. Domestic Violence Always Bri...

Sexually Harrassed By Beaners - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 Two Words - Swine Flu. Behave Yourselves Or My Main Man Jesus Will Pwn Ya'll A 2nd Time.

Husband Hires Rapist Via Craigslist - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 Nice To See They're Still Expanding Their Services.

1 Girl Vs. 100 Horny Men - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 It's Like Watching The Discovery Channel. Ya Know... The One Where 5000 Ants Take Down A Mouse. Except This One Will Make Your Penis Wiggle.

Boyfriend Of The Year - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 I Love How He Attempts To Have A Passionate Make-out Session Directly After Pummeling Her Ass, Spitting In Her Mouth And Bringing Her To Tears. It's A Kind Gesture But I Don't Thin...

Japanese Death Squad Orgy - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 This Is A Continuation Of An Older Post From A Few Months Back - Prisoner Of Whore. Plot Details Are Sketchy But There Seems To Be A Recurring Theme Involving Viet Cong Soldiers Ex...