He Can Suck His Own Dick - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 You Think You've Got It Good? This Dude Has A Curled Mullet And A 7 Inch Cock That He Can Suck All On His Own. Jealous Right? Now Before You Do That Semi Backwards Somersault, You ...

Chef Boyardee Jizzes Upon Contact - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 Poor Bastard, He's The Real Life Version Of The Premature Ejaculator From American Pie. I'd Like To See Him Masturbate. All He Has To Do Is Poke His Cock With His Index Finger And ...

Tricked Into Having Gay Sex - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 Moral Of The Story: Always Be Able To Identify The Person Sucking Your Cock, Unless You're Totally Cool With Putting Your Sexuality In Harms Way. Some Risks Just Aren't Worth Takin...

Youre Doing It Wrong - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 Wrong Hole? No Not Quite. More Like Wrong Fucking Direction. His Cock Nearly Pierces Through The Piece Of Skin Seperating Her Ass From Her Pussy. Remember The 'chestburster' Scene ...

Long Like The Neck Of An Ostrich - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 I Have Dreams Of My Penis Being That Big. I See Myself Wearing Loose Fitted Short Shorts With My Wang Hanging Out The Side As I Rollerblade By The Beach. Jealous Men Shield Their G...

I Dont Want Shit On My Dick - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 He Wants To Fuck Her Up The Butt But Is Afraid His Cock Will Come Out Like A Chocolate Covered Banana. So He Sticks A Tiny Camera Up Her Ass Just To Make Sure She's A Frequent Defe...

Big Dick Syndrome - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 Aye Carumba! Nice Elephant Cock Dood! But I Forsee 1 Little Problem... The Only Creatures With Big Enough Holes For You To Fuck Are Large Horses And Gay Pornstars Who've Been Subje...

Robotic Cocksucker - Efukt

Oct 05, 2008 I Purchased One Of These Bad Boys Back In 1998. Nearly Snapped My Cock In Half On A Number Of Occasions, But All In All It Was A Fine Investment. Sure It Was Pricey, But So Is Taki...

Butthole Damaged After Anal Sex - Efukt

Oct 10, 2008 Here's Yet Another Video Of A Woman Suffering From Bodily Damage After Granting A Large Cock Permission To Penetrate Her Brown Eye. To Be Honest, I Think This One Is A Tranny But T...

Entrails Of A Virgin - Efukt

Oct 25, 2008 This Is From A Japanese Horror Film Of The Same Title. Basically This Chick Starts Off Using A Severed Limb To Masturbate, At Which Point She Encounters An Alien With A Massive Coc...

Small Penis Confessions - Efukt

Oct 28, 2008 You Think Your Cock Small? Watch This, It's Practically Guaranteed To Boost Yourself Esteem... Unless Your Cock Happens To Be Just As Microscopic As The Guy's In This Video - In Wh...

How To Fuck Like A King - Efukt

Nov 02, 2008 Damn. I Could Really Use Some Service Like This. At 325 Pounds, I'm Lucky If I Can Even Find My Cock, Let Alone Put It To Use. Sign Me Up For 2 Whores, Along With 4 Beefcakes To Ha...

Lol I Made You Gag - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 He Seems Pretty Happy About His Achievement. Try Doing The Same Thing Again Except Next Time Stick Your Cock In Her Ass First. When She Comes Up To Blow You She Won't Gag, She'll J...

No, I Will Not Fuck You - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 I Want To Be Like This Guy. I Want To Have Woman Begging For My Cock And Me Be All Like "lol No, Slut" But I Just Don't See This Happening. I Mean Right Now I Get Rejected By Every...

Pencil Dick - Efukt

Jan 22, 2009 Never Thought I'd Be So Jealous Of A Cock Shaped Like A Slim Jim... And A Chocolate Covered One At That. Always Buckle Up And Wear A Rubber When Traveling Down The Hershey Highway,...

Watermelon Fucker - Efukt

Feb 05, 2009 Close Your Eyes And Just Listen To The Audio. Sounds Like A 400 Pound Woman's Gaping Vadge Being Pummeled By Cock Right? I Suppose 1st Hand Experience Is Required To Really Know Th...

Pornstar Grosses Herself Out - Efukt

Feb 05, 2009 He Sounds A Little Overly Excited About His Chocolate Discovery. Did He Forget That That's Where His Cock Goes? By The End Of The Shoot His Penis Is Gonna Look A Lot Like A Pudding...

Finger Fucking Gone Bad - Efukt

Feb 05, 2009 Whenever I Post An Abundance Of Homoerotic Content I Tend To Get Hate Mail From People Demanding Less Cock And More Beaver, So I Think It's Best I Bang This One Out Quietly. No Fur...

Ouch! My Cock! - Efukt

Feb 06, 2009 Looks Like Women Aren't The Only Ones To Suffer Injuries On The Sets Of Porno Shoots. Professional Taco Stuffers Have A Few Occupational Hazards Of Their Own. I Suppose That As Lon...

Let Yo Dick Swang - Efukt

Feb 12, 2009 I Wonder How Often He Accidentally Breaks A Girls Nose Doing All That High Speed Cock Slapping? Or Does That Only Happen When The Bitch Stiffs Him On His Much Deserved Dollar Tip?

The Marketing Of Fucked Up Porn - Efukt

Feb 24, 2009 This Is A Trailer For Some Jap Porno Involving Tentacles That Closely Resemble Dog Cock, Possibly The Work Of H.r. Giger. I Never Knew They Actually Made Commercials For This Shit....

Attack Of The Strippers! - Efukt

Mar 18, 2009 More Cock-slapping Awesomeness Here And Here.

Pornstar Cant Handle Anal Sex - Efukt

Apr 11, 2009 She Claims To Have Been Fucked By A 100 Different Men, Which Is Quite A Bit Of Cock For A 19 Year Old. Hmmm, A Real Seasoned Whore I Thought To Myself. But The Second She Was Penet...

Futuristic Penis Enlargement Device - Efukt

Apr 23, 2009 I Don't Think This One Is Fda-approved Just Yet. It's Back To The Fast Size Cock Extender For Me. One Tenth Of An Inch Gained And Counting!

Zoophile Recruitment Video - Efukt

May 28, 2009 Great News Folks! Getting Fucked By Their Horse's 18 Inch Cock Is No Longer A Prerequisite For New Applicants. The Only Requirement Now Is Just A Meager Fellatio Session With One O...

Big Penises Cause Big Problems - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 Jesus. His Cock Is So Big It's Capable Of Causing Fatal Internal Damage. I've Never Been So Jealous In My Life.

A Little Too Curious - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 The Public Transit Fap Master Strikes Again! This Time Gaining A New Record Level Viewership - 1 Seemingly Attractive Blonde Who Can't Stop Gawking At The Cock! Everybody's A Winne...

Not Your Typical Pornstar - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 He's Got A Viking Haircut, A 7.5 Inch Cock And The Pussy-eating Skills Of A Golden Retriever. The Porn Industry Will Never Be The Same.

Stfu & Suck My Dick - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 Save The Chit Chat For The Anniversary Bitch. Right Now My Cock Needs Your Undivided Attention. Comprende?

I Don't Need An Enema - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 The Specs Of Shit On His Cock Beg To Differ. Watch The Same Pornstar Go Apeshit In A Different Blooper Here. Funny Stuff Kids!