Attack Of The Horny Lifeguard - Efukt

Jul 21, 2008 Some College Girl Swimming In A River Gets Attacked By A Beastly Lifeguard, Who Believes The Best Way To Save A Woman Is To Grab Her By The Titties And Carry Her To Saftey - Which ...

Too Drunk To Masturbate - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 Normally Drinking On The Job Gets You Fired. But When You're An Adult Performer, It Gets You A Pay Raise And A Few Extra Cocks In Your Ass After You Pass Out. Make Mommy Proud.

The Worst Porno Ever Made - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 A Talking Donkey That Gets More Pussy Than I Do And Has An O Face You'll Never Forget. I Have Officially Seen It All. Even Gilligan Makes A Cameo Appearance.

Pierced While Fucking - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 If You Think This Is Bad You Should See The Site I Found It On. They Have A Video Of A Woman Fucking As She Gets Her Pussy Tattooed. I Sense A Sequel Already - "laser Removal While...

Oops She Forgot To Lock The Door - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 Chick Gets Busted Masturbating By Either Her Boyfriend, Roommate Or Brother. I'm Gonna Go With Brother Just For The Sake Of Fap Worthiness.

Intentionally Caught Jacking Off - Efukt

Oct 16, 2008 You Ever See One Of Those Pornos Where A Guy Gets Caught Jacking Off By A Complete A Stranger Who Kindly Decides To 'finish Him Off'? Well, This Guy Here Is Trying To Make That Fan...

Drunk Girl Shits In A Liquor Store - Efukt

Oct 17, 2008 She's More Than Welcome To Come Shit In My House If She Ever Feels The Need. I See She's Not A Fan Of Toilet Paper... That's Okay, She Can Just Use My Face To Wipe Her Ass. Hospita...

The Dumbest Porno Ever Made - Efukt

Oct 30, 2008 She Gets Raped... By An Alien-infected Talking Tree Named Tildar. Pretty Much The Same Shit As In Evil Dead 1, Except This Has Penetration Shots And Ninchucks. Need I Say More?

Make Momma Proud - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 I'm Pretty Sure Just About Everyone Gets Caught Having Sex By Their Parents At Some Point In Life. Well Maybe Not If You're An Orphan, But It Definitely Happened To Me. I Was Playi...

Moesha Dont Like Ass Grabbin - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 Bitch Needs To Settle Down And Let The Boys Finish Takin Their Myspace Photos. She Also Needs To Consider Laser Tattoo Removal. Who The Fuck Gets "jamal Junior The 3rd" Permanently...

Groped By 50 Different Men - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 Put Together 50 Drunken College Guys And A Semi-naked Sea Donkey And You've Got Yourself A Recipe For A Not-so-consenual Gangbang. But In This Case The Girl Gets Off Easy With Just...

Cleanup On Orifice Number 1 - Efukt

Feb 21, 2009 This Is A Fetish Known As 'cuckold Cleanup'. Usually It Involves A Closet Homosexual Who Gets Off On Pimpin His Wife Out To Random Strangers. Often The Husband Will Sit In The Corn...

Don't Cum On Me Motherfucker - Efukt

May 28, 2009 I Wonder What That Must Feel Like... To Defend Yourself From A Physical Assault As You're In The Middle Of Ejaculating. I'd Sue The Bitch - 50k In Punitive Damages For An Orgasm Ru...

Shotgun Blast To The Vajayjay - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 All I Can Think About Is The People Who Jack Off To This Shit. I Envision A Crowd Of A Thousand Japs In A Dimly Lit Adult Theater, Simultaneously Ejaculating Just As The Girl's Vag...

Pornstar Hates Semen - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 No One Said You Had To Like It Baby. Just Sit Back, Open Wide And Think About All The Baja Chalupas You'll Be Able To Buy As Soon As You're Done. That's What Gets Me Through The Da...