20 Pound Titties - Efukt

Nov 14, 2008 This Woman Has A Rare Condition Known As Gigantomastia. Basically Its When You Grow Titties Bigger Than Watermelons And You End Up Having Back Problems For The Rest Of Your Life. P...

The Dangers Of Penis Pumps - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 Put The Pump Down Bro. Don't Wanna Get Your Foreskin In A Bunch. Actually He's A Little Too Late For That. His Penis Looks Like A 1:1 Replica Of A Twist Donut, Minus The Glaze.

You Fucked Up My Fap Session - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 He Was Just 3 Strokes Away From Ejaculation When The She-beast Intruded. It Was Too Late To Call It Quits, The Payload Was Already Underway. So He Fapped On, And Admist The Confusi...

There's A Vagina On Your Back - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 Nice, Direct Access To The Spinal Cord. One Thrust Too Deep And She'll Be Paralyzed From The Tits Down - Which Would Actually Be Pretty Cool... Cause Then Could Officially Nickname...

The Endless Cumshot - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 Here's Eric Bana Prepping For His Role In My New Porno Cumshot Master 5000. It's Got An Incredible Twist That's Gonna Leave Audiences Speechless. Just As The Girl Is About To Get T...

Your Cock Will Never Be That Big - Efukt

Jan 22, 2009 Luckily I'll Never Be Exposed To Such Humiliation At The Hands Of A Woman, For In My Hometown Of Tajikistan It's A Criminal Offense To Mock A Man's Penis Size, Punishable By Decapi...

Pornstar Grosses Herself Out - Efukt

Feb 05, 2009 He Sounds A Little Overly Excited About His Chocolate Discovery. Did He Forget That That's Where His Cock Goes? By The End Of The Shoot His Penis Is Gonna Look A Lot Like A Pudding...

Go Fuck Yourself - Efukt

Feb 11, 2009 How The Fuck Did He Do That? My Penis Can't Even Reach My Gooch, Let Alone My Brown Eye. For The First Time In My Life I'm Beginning To Feel Inadequate.

Iraqi Porn - Efukt

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Her Boyfriend Is Kinda Mean - Efukt

May 28, 2009 Honestly, Why The Fuck Doesn't She Just Leave Him? Sure He Has A Big Black Succulent Penis, But Is It Really Worth Being Beaten Like Red-headed Stepchild On A Nightly Basis? All Si...

Orgasm Renders Wife Unconscious - Efukt

May 28, 2009 Neat Trick But I'm Afraid I Lack The Penis For The Job. No Worries Though, That's Where The Ghb Comes Into Play. It's All About Equal Opportunity Fellas.

He Hates Crackwhores - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 If Douglas Demann Died And Was Reincarnated As A Black Man With A Slightly Larger Penis - This Would Be Him.

Is This Your Son? - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 He's Got A 2 Inch Penis And A Hard-on For Mommy. Definitely A Daily Efukt Visitor.

1 Girl Vs. 100 Horny Men - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 It's Like Watching The Discovery Channel. Ya Know... The One Where 5000 Ants Take Down A Mouse. Except This One Will Make Your Penis Wiggle.

Boom! Headshot - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 I've Never Seen A Woman That Attractive Punched In The Face Like That. I Don't Know What To Do With Myself. Sudden Flow Of Blood... Surging Into Penis. Domestic Violence Always Bri...