The Dumbest Sex Device Ever Built - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 That Doesn't Even Look Too Fun. Her Tits Look Like Tomatoes On The Verge Of Exploding. I Never Realized Breasts Were So Durable. Not Only Do They Come In Handy For Whatever The Fuc...

Titty Boxing - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 I Hate Bdsm. There Is No Fetish More Gay Than Bdsm. How The Fuck Can Anyone Beat Off To A Fat Guy Dripping Candle Wax On A Pair Of Titties? There's No Sex, It's Always Just Some St...

The Orgasm Of Death - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 Honestly, Less Than 1% Of The Shit I Post Actually Makes Me Lol. Anal Prolapses And Horse Porn Bloopers Just Don't Seem To Do It For Me Anymore. But Jesus... The Second I Heard Thi...

Honey I've Found The Shampoo! - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 No No Don't Stop, Keep Going. There's Still A 2 Liter Bottle Of Mr. Pibb And A Few Gerbils Up In There Somewhere. Hell, There Might Even Be A Copy Of Gta4 If You Dig Deep Enough. D...

The Marketing Of Fucked Up Porn - Efukt

Feb 24, 2009 This Is A Trailer For Some Jap Porno Involving Tentacles That Closely Resemble Dog Cock, Possibly The Work Of H.r. Giger. I Never Knew They Actually Made Commercials For This Shit....

Zorro The Cunt Kicker - Efukt

Mar 31, 2009 Holy Fuckin Fat Lip! Her Pussy Looks Exactly Like The Shit I Took Last Night, Minus The Pubic Hair.

Prolapse On Command - Efukt

May 28, 2009 Hot Shit. She Really Ought To Put That Gift To Use And Become A Contestant On America's Got Talent. Maybe People Would Actually Start Watching The Show Then? Just An Idea! More Pro...

Wigger Porn! - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 Okay, Everyone Pay Close Attention. There's Some Seriously Funny Shit @ The 3:40 Mark. Emphasis On Shit.

Shotgun Blast To The Vajayjay - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 All I Can Think About Is The People Who Jack Off To This Shit. I Envision A Crowd Of A Thousand Japs In A Dimly Lit Adult Theater, Simultaneously Ejaculating Just As The Girl's Vag...

Sexually Humiliated By Nuns - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 All Shit Aside, This Is Seriously A Great Movie. It's Called The Magdalene Sisters And It's Based On Some Fucked Up Real Life Events. Netflix It. A Little Enlightenment Will Take Y...

Extreme Anal Maintenance - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 God Damn. If Only My Girlfriend Shared Her Habits... Maybe Then I Wouldn't End Up With Shit In My Urethra 3 Times A Week.

Pornstar Countdown Fail - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 Ugh. I Just Puked Up 6 Slices Of Domino's Bbq Chicken Pizza And Now My Girlfriend's Giving Me Shit For Landing Vomit On Her Nintendo 64. Tomorrow I'll Post Something Better, For No...

Too Drunk To [legally] Fuck - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 I Tried My Best To Caption This But Half The Shit That Comes Out Of Her Mouth Makes No Sense And After The 2 Minutes Of Her Rambling On About Totoya Automobiles I Got Kinda Tired. ...

Get Naked Or Die - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 Sometimes I Get Hate Mail Over Videos Like This. I Guess They Fail To Realize That By Posting This Shit, I'm Only Increasing The Chances Of The Culprits Being Identified And Caught...

I Don't Need An Enema - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 The Specs Of Shit On His Cock Beg To Differ. Watch The Same Pornstar Go Apeshit In A Different Blooper Here. Funny Stuff Kids!