Kobe Bryant Throws Towel At Woman - GKKO

Mar 11, 2008 A Face Full Of Kobe Sweat Probably Made This Woman's Day.

Bmx Vs. Skateboarder - GKKO

Mar 14, 2008 Extreme Sports Professionals Face Off To See Who Can Do The Most Outrageous Trick.

The Most Amazing Invention For A Dog - GKKO

Mar 19, 2008 Until It Take One In The Face

Biker Faceplants - GKKO

Mar 28, 2008 Hitting Your Face On The Ground Wasn't Part Of That Trick Now Was It.

Tumbling Ownage - GKKO

Apr 03, 2008 If She Was Really A Good Gymnast, She Would've Tumbled Straight Up The Wall All Matrix-like Instead Of Smacking Her Face Into It.

Monkey Humps Goat - GKKO

Apr 10, 2008 Congratulations Little Goat, You've Just Been Face-fucked By A Horny Monkey.

Nasty Ghetto Catfight - GKKO

Apr 15, 2008 I Have No Idea What They're Saying, But Those Kicks To The Face Sure Don't Lie.

In Your Face Skateboarding - GKKO

Apr 22, 2008 He Really Needs To Work On His "not Having His Board Bounce Back Into His Face" Trick.

How Not To Shoot A Gun - GKKO

Apr 29, 2008 Recoil Will Own Your Face.

Dog Attacks Toilet - GKKO

May 12, 2008 It's All Cute Now, But Remember Where That Nose Has Been When He Runs Up And Licks Your Face Five Minutes Later.

Fun With Explosives - GKKO

May 13, 2008 A Kid Dropping An Explosive Into A Metal Drum Almost Gets His Face Blown Off.

Hippo Owns Zoo Spectators - GKKO

May 14, 2008 Nasty Hippo Craps In The Face Of A Bunch Of Zoo Visitors.

Fish Drug Deal - GKKO

May 16, 2008 A Guy Trying To Buy Drugs Gets Hit In The Face With A Trout. No, Seriously.

Traffic Cop Spits In Dude's Face - GKKO

Jun 09, 2008 If You Don't Get To Carry A Taser And A Handgun, Spitting In Someone's Face Will Probably Get You Punched.

Bike Wreck Ends Bloodily - GKKO

Jun 13, 2008 At Least, I'm Pretty Sure He At Least Broke His Nose From That One, If Not His Entire Face.

Ice Skater Cracks Skull - GKKO

Jun 16, 2008 I Was At A Skating Rink Once Where A Kid Got His Face Slashed Open With An Ice Skate. Never Went Ice Skating Again.

Skater Vs. Chain Fence - GKKO

Jun 16, 2008 Well If He Ever Wanted Some Scarification Patterns On His Face, He's All Set Now.

Throwing Balls In Your Face - GKKO

Jun 18, 2008 The Guy Was Smart To Be Covering His Nuts, But He Probably Should've Been Worrying About His Face Too.

Teenagers With Tires - GKKO

Jun 20, 2008 Hmmm, A Giant Tire Is Rolling Straight At Me! I Think I'll Just Stand Here And Let It Hit Me In The Face!

Costumed Midget Gets Beat Up - GKKO

Jun 30, 2008 Dear Midgets: Don't Spit In The Face Of Big People. You Will Get Your Shit Handed To You.

Biker Vs. Concrete Wall - GKKO

Jul 02, 2008 If You Just Believe In Yourself Hard Enough, You Can Bike Up That Concrete Wall Without Smashing Your Face In. Seriously, I've Seen It Done! Now Go Out And Try!

Amy Winehouse Beats People - GKKO

Jul 03, 2008 He Just Wanted To Get Some Honey Out Of That Unwashed Beehive On Her Head, No Reason To Elbow Him In The Face!

Brutal Motorcycle Faceplant - Gkko

Jul 15, 2008 Maybe He Had A Really Nasty Mole On His Face, And Now It's Been Ripped Off? That'd Be One Upside To This.

Dirt Biker Gets Run Over - Gkko

Jul 17, 2008 Getting Your Face Run Over By Your Buddy Has To Suck.

Girl Takes Out Another One With A Bottle - Gkko

Jul 21, 2008 Wait, She Hit Someone In The Face With A Glass Bottle. According To The Movies, That Should Knock Them Out Or Something, Right?

Nasty Catfight - Gkko

Jul 22, 2008 I Wish Someone Would Hit That Screeching Hosebeast In The Audience In The Face. With A Chainsaw.

Jackass Gets Balled In The Face - Gkko

Aug 01, 2008 Just Because Your Boyfriend Teabags You Every Night Doesn't Mean You Can Take A Ball That Big In Your Face.

Firefighters Soak Suicidal Man - Gkko

Aug 28, 2008 Maybe Getting Shot In The Face With A High-pressure Hose Will Get Him To Cool Off And Think About What He's Doing.

Lightbulb Vs. Face - Gkko

Sep 03, 2008 Some Drunken Jackass Apparently Enjoys Have Lightbulbs Smashed On His Face. Ah, College...

Drunk Russian Knockout - Gkko

Oct 15, 2008 Was It The Vodka Or The Punch In The Face That Gets Credit For This?