I Dont Want Shit On My Dick - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 He Wants To Fuck Her Up The Butt But Is Afraid His Cock Will Come Out Like A Chocolate Covered Banana. So He Sticks A Tiny Camera Up Her Ass Just To Make Sure She's A Frequent Defe...

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Fucked 3 Feet Deep - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 A 2 Foot Dildo Followed By A 7 Inch Cock In The Ass, All At Once. What Kind Of Person Could Accommodate Such An Enormous Insertion? I'll Give You A Hint: There Are 2 People In This...

Worlds Biggest Cock - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 God Blesses Him With A Horse Cock And What Does He Do? Turns Into A Tranny And Only Fucks Men. What A Waste... Think Of All The Vaginas He Could've Decimated With That Thing.

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Sep 29, 2008 I Know I Know, All I Ever Do Is Boast About The Greatness Of Anal Sex. But We Must Not Disregard A Major Downside To Packing Fudge - And That Would Be The Fact That Getting Shit Al...

Beavis & Butthead: The Porno - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 The Only Thing Missing Is A Cameo Of That Glasses Wearing Bitch From The Show Daria. Surely I'm Not The Only One Who Wants To See Her Ass Get Torn Wide Open By Beavis's Cock, Prefe...

Youporn - Efukt

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Robotic Cocksucker - Efukt

Oct 05, 2008 I Purchased One Of These Bad Boys Back In 1998. Nearly Snapped My Cock In Half On A Number Of Occasions, But All In All It Was A Fine Investment. Sure It Was Pricey, But So Is Taki...

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Oct 10, 2008 Here's Yet Another Video Of A Woman Suffering From Bodily Damage After Granting A Large Cock Permission To Penetrate Her Brown Eye. To Be Honest, I Think This One Is A Tranny But T...

Entrails Of A Virgin - Efukt

Oct 25, 2008 This Is From A Japanese Horror Film Of The Same Title. Basically This Chick Starts Off Using A Severed Limb To Masturbate, At Which Point She Encounters An Alien With A Massive Coc...

Small Penis Confessions - Efukt

Oct 28, 2008 You Think Your Cock Small? Watch This, It's Practically Guaranteed To Boost Yourself Esteem... Unless Your Cock Happens To Be Just As Microscopic As The Guy's In This Video - In Wh...

How To Fuck Like A King - Efukt

Nov 02, 2008 Damn. I Could Really Use Some Service Like This. At 325 Pounds, I'm Lucky If I Can Even Find My Cock, Let Alone Put It To Use. Sign Me Up For 2 Whores, Along With 4 Beefcakes To Ha...

Lol I Made You Gag - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 He Seems Pretty Happy About His Achievement. Try Doing The Same Thing Again Except Next Time Stick Your Cock In Her Ass First. When She Comes Up To Blow You She Won't Gag, She'll J...

No, I Will Not Fuck You - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 I Want To Be Like This Guy. I Want To Have Woman Begging For My Cock And Me Be All Like "lol No, Slut" But I Just Don't See This Happening. I Mean Right Now I Get Rejected By Every...

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Jan 22, 2009 Never Thought I'd Be So Jealous Of A Cock Shaped Like A Slim Jim... And A Chocolate Covered One At That. Always Buckle Up And Wear A Rubber When Traveling Down The Hershey Highway,...

Watermelon Fucker - Efukt

Feb 05, 2009 Close Your Eyes And Just Listen To The Audio. Sounds Like A 400 Pound Woman's Gaping Vadge Being Pummeled By Cock Right? I Suppose 1st Hand Experience Is Required To Really Know Th...

Pornstar Grosses Herself Out - Efukt

Feb 05, 2009 He Sounds A Little Overly Excited About His Chocolate Discovery. Did He Forget That That's Where His Cock Goes? By The End Of The Shoot His Penis Is Gonna Look A Lot Like A Pudding...

Finger Fucking Gone Bad - Efukt

Feb 05, 2009 Whenever I Post An Abundance Of Homoerotic Content I Tend To Get Hate Mail From People Demanding Less Cock And More Beaver, So I Think It's Best I Bang This One Out Quietly. No Fur...

Ouch! My Cock! - Efukt

Feb 06, 2009 Looks Like Women Aren't The Only Ones To Suffer Injuries On The Sets Of Porno Shoots. Professional Taco Stuffers Have A Few Occupational Hazards Of Their Own. I Suppose That As Lon...

Let Yo Dick Swang - Efukt

Feb 12, 2009 I Wonder How Often He Accidentally Breaks A Girls Nose Doing All That High Speed Cock Slapping? Or Does That Only Happen When The Bitch Stiffs Him On His Much Deserved Dollar Tip?

The Marketing Of Fucked Up Porn - Efukt

Feb 24, 2009 This Is A Trailer For Some Jap Porno Involving Tentacles That Closely Resemble Dog Cock, Possibly The Work Of H.r. Giger. I Never Knew They Actually Made Commercials For This Shit....

Attack Of The Strippers! - Efukt

Mar 18, 2009 More Cock-slapping Awesomeness Here And Here.

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Apr 11, 2009 She Claims To Have Been Fucked By A 100 Different Men, Which Is Quite A Bit Of Cock For A 19 Year Old. Hmmm, A Real Seasoned Whore I Thought To Myself. But The Second She Was Penet...

Futuristic Penis Enlargement Device - Efukt

Apr 23, 2009 I Don't Think This One Is Fda-approved Just Yet. It's Back To The Fast Size Cock Extender For Me. One Tenth Of An Inch Gained And Counting!

Zoophile Recruitment Video - Efukt

May 28, 2009 Great News Folks! Getting Fucked By Their Horse's 18 Inch Cock Is No Longer A Prerequisite For New Applicants. The Only Requirement Now Is Just A Meager Fellatio Session With One O...

Big Penises Cause Big Problems - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 Jesus. His Cock Is So Big It's Capable Of Causing Fatal Internal Damage. I've Never Been So Jealous In My Life.

A Little Too Curious - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 The Public Transit Fap Master Strikes Again! This Time Gaining A New Record Level Viewership - 1 Seemingly Attractive Blonde Who Can't Stop Gawking At The Cock! Everybody's A Winne...

Not Your Typical Pornstar - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 He's Got A Viking Haircut, A 7.5 Inch Cock And The Pussy-eating Skills Of A Golden Retriever. The Porn Industry Will Never Be The Same.

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Aug 05, 2009 Save The Chit Chat For The Anniversary Bitch. Right Now My Cock Needs Your Undivided Attention. Comprende?

I Don't Need An Enema - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 The Specs Of Shit On His Cock Beg To Differ. Watch The Same Pornstar Go Apeshit In A Different Blooper Here. Funny Stuff Kids!