Pornstar Attacks Male Performer - Efukt

Jul 21, 2008 Eventually One Of These Girls Is Just Gonna End Up Biting Someones Dick Off During A Throat Fuck Session. Trust Me, I'll Be The First To Post It. See More Shit Like This Over At Me...

Tarantula Pussy - Efukt

Jul 21, 2008 The Video Doesn't Show It But Inside Of Her Vagina There's A Scorpion That Later Has An Epic Territorial Battle With The Tarantual, Both Of Which Are Defeated By The Husbands Cock....

Attack Of The 2 Incher - Efukt

Jul 21, 2008 Oh Man... That's The Kinda Penis That Woman Openly Laugh About. Shit, I'm A Guy An Even I Am Lol'ing At That Shrimp Cocktail. Two Words Buddy, Fast Size.

Cancer Girl Abused By Husband - Efukt

Jul 21, 2008 Ok This Is Fucked Up. To Be Honest, Watching This Really Gave Me The Urge To Track Down Her Husband, Beat The Shit Out Him And Save This Poor Girl From Her Painful Past, But I Supp...

But Youre My Brother Lolz - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 Vintage Porno With Incestual Undertones Makes Me Laugh. It Also Heightens My Urge To Be Transported Back To The 70's So That I Can Fuck The Shit Out Of Hippies Along Side Mothers W...

A Good Reason Not To Do Anal - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 I Know I Know, All I Ever Do Is Boast About The Greatness Of Anal Sex. But We Must Not Disregard A Major Downside To Packing Fudge - And That Would Be The Fact That Getting Shit Al...

No Legs But He Still Can Fuck - Efukt

Sep 29, 2008 Haha What The Fuck, I Wanna Be This Guy. He Fucks Hotter Chicks Than Me And He's Got A Bigger Dick By At Least 3 Inches. Shit He Probably Even Makes More Too If He's On Disability....

Drunk Girl Shits In A Liquor Store - Efukt

Oct 17, 2008 She's More Than Welcome To Come Shit In My House If She Ever Feels The Need. I See She's Not A Fan Of Toilet Paper... That's Okay, She Can Just Use My Face To Wipe Her Ass. Hospita...

2 Girls 1 Sink - Efukt

Oct 29, 2008 I'm So Sorry About The Censors. My Web Host Has Forbidden Me From Posting Any Videos That Show Defecation. So If You Were Hoping To See Some Good Turd Cutter Close Ups - You're Shi...

The Dumbest Porno Ever Made - Efukt

Oct 30, 2008 She Gets Raped... By An Alien-infected Talking Tree Named Tildar. Pretty Much The Same Shit As In Evil Dead 1, Except This Has Penetration Shots And Ninchucks. Need I Say More?

Cleaning Has Never Been More Fun - Efukt

Nov 03, 2008 Fuck, That's A Hell Of A Way To Mop A Floor. It's Inspiring Really. So How Exactly Would One Apply This Kind Of Creativity To Cleaning Up Their Bathroom? I've Got Shit Stains On My...

Professional Salad Tosser - Efukt

Nov 10, 2008 I Like His Chuck Norris Style Somersault But I Have Mixed Feelings About The Use Of Chocolate Syrup. Sure It'll Easily Mask The Bitter Taste Of Her Cornhole But In The End How's He...

Creative Methods Of Sexual Torture - Efukt

Nov 14, 2008 Netflix Sent Me This One. No Joke. I'm Still Trying To Figure Out How The Fuck It Ended Up In My "movies You'll Love" Section. The Only Other Shit I've Ever Rented Off There Was So...

The Dumbest Sex Device Ever Built - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 That Doesn't Even Look Too Fun. Her Tits Look Like Tomatoes On The Verge Of Exploding. I Never Realized Breasts Were So Durable. Not Only Do They Come In Handy For Whatever The Fuc...

Titty Boxing - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 I Hate Bdsm. There Is No Fetish More Gay Than Bdsm. How The Fuck Can Anyone Beat Off To A Fat Guy Dripping Candle Wax On A Pair Of Titties? There's No Sex, It's Always Just Some St...

The Orgasm Of Death - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 Honestly, Less Than 1% Of The Shit I Post Actually Makes Me Lol. Anal Prolapses And Horse Porn Bloopers Just Don't Seem To Do It For Me Anymore. But Jesus... The Second I Heard Thi...

Honey I've Found The Shampoo! - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 No No Don't Stop, Keep Going. There's Still A 2 Liter Bottle Of Mr. Pibb And A Few Gerbils Up In There Somewhere. Hell, There Might Even Be A Copy Of Gta4 If You Dig Deep Enough. D...

Elephant Sex Rampage 2 - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 I Love This Reverse Beastiality Shit. It's Like The Animals Are Taking Revenge Upon The Humans For All The Fucked Up Things We've Done To Them. I Wanna See This Elephant Ass Fuck O...

Girl Born With 3 Titties - Efukt

Jan 08, 2009 Hot Shit. I Knew Paul Verhoeven Was On To Something When He Casted That 3 Titted Whore Into Total Recall. I Just Wish There Was An Equal Amount Of Interest For Male Deformities, Su...

The Marketing Of Fucked Up Porn - Efukt

Feb 24, 2009 This Is A Trailer For Some Jap Porno Involving Tentacles That Closely Resemble Dog Cock, Possibly The Work Of H.r. Giger. I Never Knew They Actually Made Commercials For This Shit....

Zorro The Cunt Kicker - Efukt

Mar 31, 2009 Holy Fuckin Fat Lip! Her Pussy Looks Exactly Like The Shit I Took Last Night, Minus The Pubic Hair.

Prolapse On Command - Efukt

May 28, 2009 Hot Shit. She Really Ought To Put That Gift To Use And Become A Contestant On America's Got Talent. Maybe People Would Actually Start Watching The Show Then? Just An Idea! More Pro...

Wigger Porn! - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 Okay, Everyone Pay Close Attention. There's Some Seriously Funny Shit @ The 3:40 Mark. Emphasis On Shit.

Shotgun Blast To The Vajayjay - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 All I Can Think About Is The People Who Jack Off To This Shit. I Envision A Crowd Of A Thousand Japs In A Dimly Lit Adult Theater, Simultaneously Ejaculating Just As The Girl's Vag...

Sexually Humiliated By Nuns - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 All Shit Aside, This Is Seriously A Great Movie. It's Called The Magdalene Sisters And It's Based On Some Fucked Up Real Life Events. Netflix It. A Little Enlightenment Will Take Y...

Extreme Anal Maintenance - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 God Damn. If Only My Girlfriend Shared Her Habits... Maybe Then I Wouldn't End Up With Shit In My Urethra 3 Times A Week.

Pornstar Countdown Fail - Efukt

Aug 05, 2009 Ugh. I Just Puked Up 6 Slices Of Domino's Bbq Chicken Pizza And Now My Girlfriend's Giving Me Shit For Landing Vomit On Her Nintendo 64. Tomorrow I'll Post Something Better, For No...

Too Drunk To [legally] Fuck - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 I Tried My Best To Caption This But Half The Shit That Comes Out Of Her Mouth Makes No Sense And After The 2 Minutes Of Her Rambling On About Totoya Automobiles I Got Kinda Tired. ...

Get Naked Or Die - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 Sometimes I Get Hate Mail Over Videos Like This. I Guess They Fail To Realize That By Posting This Shit, I'm Only Increasing The Chances Of The Culprits Being Identified And Caught...

I Don't Need An Enema - Efukt

Sep 01, 2009 The Specs Of Shit On His Cock Beg To Differ. Watch The Same Pornstar Go Apeshit In A Different Blooper Here. Funny Stuff Kids!