A Slimmer Mandy Moore - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 When I First Started This Site, I Blasted Mandy Moore For Being A Little Chunky. I#8217;m So Impressed With Mandy Lately Because She Lost Weight And She Looks Like She Did When She...

Jessica Simpson Really Teasing? - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 Jessica Simpson Is Not As Dumb As She Appears. Now That The Hype Of The Dukes Of Hazzard Is Done. She Still Craves And Needs The Attention She So Desires. I Wonder After She Left T...

Bob Denver, Tv#8217;s Gilligan, Dead At 70 - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 I Remember When I Was A Kid, I Used To Run Home From Elementary School Just To Catch Gilligan#8217;s Island. Having Bob Denver Pass Away Is Like A Piece Of My Childhood Gone. Rip.

Beyonce Revealing Herself To The World - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 I Don#8217;t Know If This Is A New Pic Or An Old Pic, But Please Make It Go Away. Here#8217;s A Tip When Shaving. Don#8217;t Shave Against The The Grain. Go With It. Then You Won#8...

Vida Guerra#8217;s Cellulite Delight - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 Who Did Vida Guerra Sleep With To Get To Where She Is? P.diddy? I Mean This Chick#8217;s Ass Is So Nasty. I Know She#8217;s Not A Runway Model But I Can#8217;t Picture Her Promotin...

Christina Aguilera Joining The Circus - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 I Think Xtina Has Really Started To Look Stupid. It Appears To Me That She Had Her Breasts Augmented Again. They Look Messed Up And Like Rotten Cantaloupes. I Can#8217;t Help Mysel...

Vh1#8217;s Rachel Perry - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 This Weekend Of Gossip Has Been Crap. Besides Kayne West Going Completely Nuts On Tv, There#8217;s Not Much To Talk About. Until Now. I Took A Vacation 5 Years Ago To Toronto, Cana...

Why Petra? - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 All This Time, I Thought Petra Nemcova Was A Natural Beauty. I#8217;ve Been Duped! I Was Examining These Pics Very Carefully And I#8217;m 100% Certain That She Has Implants. Why Pe...

Anna Kournikova#8217;s New Boyfriend - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 I#8217;m Taking A Break And Going Out This Evening. If You#8217;re On My Site And Reading This. I Want You To First Bookmark The Page, Stand Up, Take A Shower And Get The Hell Out ...

Jenny Mccarthy#8217;s Mouth Is Always Open - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 Why Is It That Every Time I See Jenny Mccarthy In A Pic, There#8217;s Always A Few With Her Mouth Wide Open. Is She Trying To Catch Flies? Again This Is Another Celebrity Who Feels...

George Bush Is A Monkey - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 I Had Time To Watch Cnn Last Night. I Watched Maybe 2 Hours And Have Come To The Conclusion That George Bush Is A Monkey. This President Has Got To Go. All This Sack Of Shit Is Doi...

News From Around The Web - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 It#8217;s A Crazy Day Here At Hollywoodtuna.com. I#8217;ll Be Posting Later Today But For Now Check Out The Latest News From Around The Web.

Eva Mania!!! - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 You Know It#8217;s Going To Be A Long Day When Eva Longoria Is On The Front Page Of Yahoo. Please No More! I Beg Everyone To Stop Making Something Out Of Nothing. She#8217;s Not Ta...

Weekly Scarlett Johansson Post - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 Yummy! Scarlett Johansson Is Much Hotter As A Brunette.

Lipstick Lindsay Lohan - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 It#8217;s Always A Pleasure To Post My Favorite Anorexic Coke Head. I Think Lindsay Lohan Is Now Promoting Lipstick Or She#8217;s About To Perform Oral On The Photographer. Please ...

Introducing Sal The Angry Salmon - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 Everyday I Get Emails From People Telling Me What To Write Or Who I Should Put Up. I Just Got This Email And This Time Someone Actually Took The Time To Write Something. I Want To ...

Longoria Voted Sexiest Tv Star Of All Time - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 You Got To Be Kidding Me! Eva Has Been On Tv For One Year And She#8217;s Considered Sexiest Of All Time? Eva#8217;s Face Reminds Me Of A Rat. A Few Years Back, I Was Sleeping In My...

Drew Barrymore#8217;s Bottom! - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 This Pic Is Not Safe For Work#8230;#8230; Or For Humanity At That Matter! Click At Your Own Risk!

August 28th, 2005: The Death Of The Music - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 After Watching The Awards Last Night, I#8217;ve Come To The Conclusion That August 28th, 2005 Was The Worst Day In Music History. Record Labels Are Making A Big Mistake Feeding Our...

Paulina Rubio: Best Dressed Butterface - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 The See-thru Thing Is Getting Old. Seems Like Every Year Some No Talent Is Always Showing Up Wearing Barely Anything. I#8217;m Not Complaining But Just Come Nude. I Once Thought Pa...

Mtv You Suck!!!! - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 This Was The Worst Piece Of Crap I#8217;ve Ever Watched. I Don#8217;t Know Where To Start. Diddy You Suck! Lip Synching Fuckers Suck! Coldplay You Suck But At Least You Don#8217;t ...

Carmen Electra: Is It That Time Of Month? - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 Tonight, Everyone Under The Age Of 15 Will Be Watching The Mtv Vma#8217;s. I Think I May Watch It As Well. I#8217;m Looking Forward To The Killers. I Hope They Play #8216;all These...

Suge Knight Shot At Kanye West#8217;s Party - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 Suge Knight Got Shot! I Didn#8217;t See That One Coming. Luckily, No One Was Killed. However, These Gangstas Have A Terrible Shot. I Mean Suge Is A Big Target And The Guy Hits His ...

Traci Bingham: A Good One Night Stand - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 It#8217;s Saturday Night And I Slept From 5am To 9pm. I#8217;m Completely Exhausted. I Checked My Email And Got Hold Of These Pics Of Traci Bingham. I Know She#8217;s A Nobody But ...

The Week Of The Blond - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 I Notice That Most Of The Celebrities I Covered This Week Were Blonds. I#8217;m Not One To Discriminate, So Let The Final Submission Be A Brunette. Nikki Cox Is Such A Geeky Hot Ch...

Man Arrested Trespassing Jennifer Aniston#8217;s Home - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 It#8217;s Hard To Be A Woman With So Many Weirdos Walking About. It Must Be Even More Difficult For Female Celebrities. If Someone Actually Took The Time To Stalk Jennifer Aniston ...

Axl Rose Sued By Ex-guns - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 Appetite For Destruction Was Probably The Best Albums Of All Time. When I Heard #8220;welcome To The Jungle#8221;, It Changed My Life. That#8217;s Why It#8217;s Sad That These Guys...

Scarlett Johansson Day, Everyday - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 We#8217;ve Heard About Scarlett Johansson Getting Into That Scuffle With The Paparazzi. Thank The Lord Nothing Happened To Her. I#8217;m On A Serious Scarlett Fix Lately. After My ...

Larry King Goes Nuts Over Pamela Anderson - Hollywood Tuna

Sep 08, 2005 I Was Watching Larry King A Couple Of Days Ago And Pamela Anderson Was On. I#8217;m Not Sure If It Was A Repeat But I Hope Not. It Was The Most Painful Hour Of Television Ever. Lar...

Nicole Scherzinger Nipple Slip Is Huge - Hollywood Tuna

Feb 17, 2009 Nicole Scherzinger And The Pussycat Dolls Were Performing In Amsterdam And As You Can See Nicole Had A Major Nipple Slip. If You’re A Fan Of Chicks With Huge Areolla’s You&...