kayvan
Jul 24, 2007

"... the adventure that this has been is so much better than those fifteen minutes. I'm making people think about their assumptions of what a penis should be." No, you freaking moron! You broke your dick and now you are rationalizing to make yourself feel better. Instead of plopping your gigantic nut sack on a table... that is attached to a broken pecker that despite your wildest dreams, will no longer violate the rear end of handsome young men, perhaps a visit to the doctor is in order to find out if they can unfuck your pecker. On the other hand, maybe your broken schlong is a better deal all around.

Billy Jin8
Mar 29, 2007

what the fuck? that is just fuckin' disturbing!

missjay
Jan 17, 2007

I couldn't believe this shit, I had to share this with someone

cmj
Jan 17, 2007

Silicone in the giblies!